I wouldn’t do it if the payoff weren’t so big. Having someone hold a cigar shaped incense-like stick, the tip glowing orange with heat, mere inches from my belly is not high on my Fun Times list. But it’s so worth it. Moxa might sound a little bit like torture, but it’s actually a super […]
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Suckage and My New Vampire Lifestyle
I swear we have done all we can to make the end of March go smoothly. On Friday, I even had the suckage procedure done to deal with the ascites (abdominal fluid that sits on top of your organs) so that I could have a super awesome weekend. No more turtle-on-its-back struggling to get up, […]
I’ve Got Sunshine
Since we moved into this house back in October, I’ve been trying to come around to the purple bedroom. I LIKE purple, plus it’s good feng shui and everything. But it made our room so very, very dark. Like living in a cave. A purple Barney cave. Last week, we couldn’t take it anymore. We […]
Tip #5 Time Wasters (Guide to Being Temporarily Health Challenged)
When you’re being held hostage at a medical facility such as the ER or the Imaging waiting room, you have a few options. You can spend your time screaming and throwing things at the nurses (a course many patients choose to take) or you can entertain yourself with some hilarious online Time Wasters. Like enjoying […]
Clouds on My Feet and Other Types of Cush
I have clouds on my feet. My new slippers surround each foot with thick, luxurious, magical cush. I put them on and, no matter how tired I’m feeling, I want to squish, squish, squish around the house in them. They don’t have backs on them so I can easily slip them on in the middle […]
Happy St. Bridget’s Day, Site Launch, and a Gratuitous Photo of Cake
Happy St. Bridget’s Day!! Or Happy Day After St. Bridget’s Day, depending on when you observe the holiday. Yesterday we feasted on some St. Bridget’s Day sushi and tonight I think we’ll celebrate with a nice toasty fire. I also wanted to let you know about the launch of E.M. Kokie’s website, Barrett’s latest project. […]
Green Nail Envy
I noticed the girl in front of me in line to get on the plane last Monday had green nail polish on. It was kind of a medium, creamy green. I have to admit I was a little jealous—I was just wearing sparkles on my fingernails which suddenly seemed really boring. It wasn’t until Barrett […]
Kitten Catastrophe
Last night I had a kitten nightmare. Don’t get me wrong, I love kittens. In fact, I may have even mentioned to Barrett once or twice the cat conversations I’ve overheard Harpo and Pumpkin having about how they were at that point in their relationship that it might be time to adopt a baby kitten. […]
How I Woke Up This Morning
Usually I wake up to something like this. Or this. But this morning, despite cat noses in the eye, I just couldn’t quite wake up and we’re meeting my dad and Diana in Seattle later to go hear Beethoven’s 9th at Benaroya Hall. Normally, I take a nice leisurely bath to soothe my aching bones, […]
Tip #3, Feeding Your Brain
In this belated edition of My Christmas Present to You, or Bridget’s Guide to Surviving Life & All It’s Bizarreness When You Are Temporarily Health Challenged, we explore feeding your brain. You’re sick. Your brain is mush. You try reading the latest, hottest, most interesting book that everyone is talking about. Then lose track of […]