Aliens Have Landed On My Head

And left behind a crop circle.

What does this mean? Is it a beacon, a landing strip for very tiny space craft, or just something created for alien amusement?

Or, more exciting yet, have I been marked as part of an extraterrestrial science study? (Probably not any worse than the last scientific study I was in in which I lost all of hair and broke out in extremely painful hives and that was a study dreamt up by HUMANS! Aren’t they supposed to be on my side here?).

Maybe these are that special breed of benevolent healing aliens who’ve come here in peace and just want to make the world a better place. Make up for some of the bad alien press going around, possibly do some healing ju-ju on a ya author or two, and then round out their trip by whispering secrets to ice cream makers on how to make their dessert even creamier and more delicious.

More soon (unless I get sucked up by the mother ship)!

With Love,


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